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theroadleasttraveled:

7263 people
7263.
just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn

theroadleasttraveled:

7263 people

7263.

just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn

50 minutes ago . April 24, 2014
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let him go, or I will kill you

50 minutes ago . April 24, 2014
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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

51 minutes ago . April 24, 2014
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this-kid-is-not-ok:

What Mary Lambert was trying to say:

"Girls need to love themselves."

What she showed:

"Transguys and girls need to love themselves. Because transguys need to face the fact that they are included in ‘girls’"

This is basically the same as what Areille said but without saying the words “vagina pride”.

51 minutes ago . April 24, 2014
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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

53 minutes ago . April 24, 2014
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i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.


this fucking website

i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

53 minutes ago . April 24, 2014
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awwww-cute:

Read that bringing a new puppy into the house would liven up our older dog

awwww-cute:

Read that bringing a new puppy into the house would liven up our older dog

53 minutes ago . April 24, 2014
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madlori:

sherlockspeare:

miwakosher:

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0„20809605,00.html

Entertainment WEEKLY

That first pic. I like it. Immensely.

The chess one tho…