12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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youknowwhenyoufeelit:

hi:

lindsaylohoean:

hi:

I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon

oh they must be redecorating
my neighbors redecorate all the time too

I just heard
"oh yeah baby, I like that" 

sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating

youknowwhenyoufeelit:

hi:

lindsaylohoean:

hi:

I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon

oh they must be redecorating

my neighbors redecorate all the time too

I just heard

"oh yeah baby, I like that" 

sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating

12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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"Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck." —
(via intensional)
12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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hvngers:

I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma

12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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morlarty:

thatsnotladysmallwood:

morlarty:

deanisabee:

morlarty:

I love how we all just silently unanimously forgave Moriarty for Reichenbach

wELL AT LEAST HE DIDN’T PEE IN THE FIREPLACE

He even asked ‘may I?’ when he visited Sherlock damn he may be a mass murdering psychopath but he knows the importance of manners.

he didn’t charge Sherlock for the cab either what a darling

He also apologised at the swimming pool when he had to answer a call what an angel

12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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12 hours ago . April 24, 2014
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meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden